Regrettably, no. But it was Snoopy (or at least Charles Schultz) who perfected it: “It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.”
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Date: 2019-10-17 02:44 am (UTC)